Wednesday, July 9, 2014

I AM VERY SORRY

 


I DID NOT MEAN TO PUT THIS BLOG ON A MONTH LONG HIATUS.

Every site and domain owned by Google (that includes this...) IS BLOCKED in China. So are most American news networks. Wikipedia doesn't appear on the Chinese search engine Baidu.

As an apology, there will be a sort of montage of my anime anime reviews starting this weekend. I used the notes function on my phone to write 5 anime reviews. Trust me, finding the time was easy. I also want to clear (I mean publish) some of my drafts.

Now, please vote in the comments which reviews you would like to see published very soon. If no one votes, I'll do what I want. This does NOT include my Black Lagoon review. That one I promised to you.

Here are your choices!

-Blue Exorcist
-Puella Magi Madoka Magica
-Cowboy Bebop
-Death Note
-Fullmetal Alchemist (2003 version)
-Kaze no Stigma
-Fruits Basket
-Ouran High School Host Club
-A Thought Box (this is new) on Attack on Titan

Again, sorry for the hiatus! now, *cracks knuckles* time for me to start writing.

Cheers,
~Selena

P.S Thank you to all the people that read my Magical Girl rant! And WHY is my Eternal Diva review my most viewed one? IMO, I didn't write it very well.



Saturday, June 7, 2014

Squeaky Clean Rant: The Magical Girl/Mahou Shojo genre



MY HIATUS IS DONE. YEATARDAY WAS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! 
There will be a lot of CAPS LOCK in this rant. What do you expect, IT'S A RANT.

Okay, so I started watching Madoka Magica (THE G IN MAGICA IS A "HARD" G. READ THE KATAKANA) because of all the hype, and I needed a short anime for me to finish before leaving for China. I'm also inexplicably drawn to shows that don't seem to fit my tastes at first (see Black Lagoon and Deadman Wonderland). And because my hiatus is done, why not write a rant?

Now, I have always known that Madoka Magica is a dark show. And, I pretty much spoiled a lot of it for me by reading the Wikipedia page (WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS?!?!?!?!) So I think I just killed a lot of the potential buzz *sigh*. 

But the one thing I noticed in EVERY review of this anime (YouTube, MyAnimeList, Netflix) was a sentence along the lines of "Do NOT let the cover fool you. It may be a magical girl anime and look really cutesy, but this is a VERY dark anime." In response to one such comment, I found this little gem. I would like to credit a YouTube user JohnJacob JinglehimerSchmidt who made this very interesting comment on a YouTube video.



If you search on YouTube "Madoka Magica op" and select the first TV size one, he's there. And he's right. Darkness/tragedy and Yuri (I added that because a lot of people were surprised by the Yuri undertones in Madoka Magica) ARE staples of magical girl anime. 

Let's start with the Yuri. 

Sailor Moon-check
Cardcaptor Sakura-check
Shugo Chara-check
Revolutionary Girl Utena-check
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (Also directed by Akiyuki Shinbo)-check

And the tragedy:

Penguindrum-check
Ojamajo DoReMi-check
Princess Tutu-check
Full Moon O Sagashite-check
D.N Angel (I'm kind of cheating here, but you get the point)-check

Also, some of the anime I just mentioned have both traits. HA.

Now, let's compare episode counts: (TOTAL episodes, including OVA's. Excluding films)

Cardcaptor Sakura: 70
Shugo Chara: 127
Ojamajo DoReMi: 214
Sailor Moon (including the upcoming Crystal): 226
Madoka Magica: 12

It just so happens that these are some of the most popular magical girl anime out there. And because the popular shows are so long, it takes a while for "outsiders-looking-in" to see the darker parts of the show.

Sure, there are a lot of magical girl anime that ARE nothing but sugar, spice, and everything that seems sort of pedo. But the NUMBER of examples I provided should speak for themselves. 

The ONLY reasons Madoka Magica gets all the hype is that it 1) kicks up the darkness level, 2) does it in a tiny 12 episode package (Well, there's also 3 movies), and 3) aired in a time when a lot of people thought moe was going to be the death of anime. Often time, the people who praised Madoka Magica a a deconstruction say they're not into magical girl anime, that they thought all magical girl anime were like Sailor Moon. And the problem is that those people don't see past the long transformations with short skirts (in the shows I mentioned above) to see the darker side of the show.  

Yes, I acknowledge Madoka Magica as a deconstruction. And so far, YES, it is good. BUT I just think that a lot of people lack perspective about Madoka Magica and the Magical Girl genre itself. 

I hope you are now a bit more educated about the Magical Girl genre and have a bit more perspective now.


How did you guys like this rant? Should I do more like this?

Cheers,
~Selena

Last Updated: 7 June 2014
Originally Published: 7 June 2014



Friday, May 16, 2014

Squeaky Clean Anime Taste Test: Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple Episodes1&2



I was recommended this by a friend, and I agreed to watch this if he watched FMA (Or was it Death Note?) So, here I am. Let's get started!

Story:
So, we've got a zero-to-hero shonen story on our hands. Kenichi Shirahama is a wimpy guy who just wants to join the school's karate club to learn. When he gets rejected, then challenged to a fight, he walks home only to see Miu Furinji, a classmate of his take down a group of thugs all by herself. Kenichi then finds out her grandfather runs a special dojo, and Kenichi decides to learn martial arts and become stronger.
The interesting thing about this anime is that it's a shonen without any supernatural elements (YET). This offers a sense of realism and genuine, realistic, down-to-earth struggle. And I suppose it's this that brings the allure of other sports anime. It's fun to watch, but isn't terribly original.

Characters:
So far, all the character's I've seen are likeable and relatable, even the bully who challenged Kenichi to a fight. I also see some HUGE potential in character development and relationship development in this anime. But I seriously hope they don't take the "oblivious love" route that some anime (*cough* Ouran) are guilty of doing.

Art: 
The art is nothing to scoff at, really. But, I thought the art was a bit...artificial for a shonen. I mean, this art could almost as easily be applied to a late 2000's slice-of-life. Well, this anime could be considered a slice-of-life...
But it's mostly this that didn't sit well with me:
Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple vol01.jpg

Ugggggghhhhhh.... more bouncy fanservice...     My reaction:     


Animation:
Now, the animation during the action scenes is good. Yes, there are your standard manga style lines across an action scene taken from the manga, but really, you shouldn't be complaining about that when EVERY shonen anime does that. It's fluid enough, isn't cut-up to the point of it being distracting, and doesn't appear to be lazy. But, I am still skeptical about if this will stay consistent.

Voice:
Again, this is another SFF dub with Josh Grelle, Carrie Savage, and R. Bruce Elliot as the main characters. Of course, I usually don't have a big problem with SFF dubs. I stand my my belief that shonen anime should (almost) always be enjoyed dubbed. It's too much for me to read subtitles and watch action scenes at the same time (like my experience with Attack on Titan). The dub is not distracting, and the script is what you'd expect from Funimation or a martial arts shonen anime.

Music:
The opening is great for this anime. It's an energetic, fast, fun, J-Rock opening that really doesn't take itself too seriously (that means some fanservice too) *sigh*. The opening reminded me of opening animations to Fairy Tail, somehow. Now that I think about it, a lot of anime do that with the opening animation...
Again, I didn't pay too much attention to the OST again (Grrrr...Why do I always do that?!?) but I will when I actually watch this anime.

My Enjoyment:
I enjoyed this anime is a completely different way than I do most supernatural shonen series. Overall, this anime doesn't take itself too seriously and instead focus on the journey Kenichi is undertaking and seeing bonds grow between characters. It's probably best to "turn off your brain" while watching this to have maximum enjoyment.

Approval Rating:
Yes, I will be watching this anime. But I'm not in a big hurry to do so (because I've got a LOT of other stuff to finish watching and review). However, if you're looking for a down-to-earth, more-shonen-than-sports anime, look no further, as this anime will do the job perfectly. I'd say check this anime out if you liked Hajime no Ippo.

Cheers,
~Selena

Last Updated: 31 May 2014
Originally Published: 16 May 2014

Saturday, May 10, 2014

VIDEO FROM AMKE 2014

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DIDN'T PUT THIS UP EARLIER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVygQisVbRI

It's a video of Patrick Seitz shouting "EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!" as Germany from Hetalia.



Enjoy.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Squeaky Clean Anime Review: Chobits





Yeah, time for me to review a Clamp series! And one of the first anime series I completed.

Okay, please bear with me, as this review is going to be kind of long. I just wanted to make sure to touch everything important.


Synopsis: In the near future, Persocoms, or humanoid computers, are a part of everyday life in Tokyo. Hideki Motosuwa, a cram school student from the countryside, wants a persocom of his own. When he stumbles upon one in the trash, he takes her home and names her "Chi," after the only thing she can say upon awakening. Hideki then learns of the Chobits, an urban myth of persocoms capable of free will and human emotions. With Chi's memory erased and only a learning program installed, Hideki and Chi discover human tendencies, romantic tragedies, and what it means to love and be human.


Story: (This is going to be long...)
The first half-or-so of Chobits is rather lighthearted and comedic, with Hideki adjusting to city life, school, and teaching Chi new things. This is where you mostly see the slice-of-life part of this anime.Within the middle part, there are a few rather pointless episodes, such as a beach episode or the "haunted" apartment episode. However, darker themes are introduced past the first four episodes, getting darker and more mysterious as the show progresses. The second half has a lot of great character moments and backstories that will really force you to question what are emotions and how close computers/robots/AI will be to humans, and if they will ever replace us. A lot of the plot is driven forward by new revelations of the mystery of Chi, and seeing everyone's past experiences and relationships with persocoms.
But contrasting all the drama and tragedy in the second half, the fourth episode of Chobits is funnier than ANY episode in School Rumble, which is supposed to be a straight-up comedy anime. The style of humor in Chobits is a mix of gag/slapstick comedy and sexual humor. The use of the two-tone patterns running across the screen along with English words in the background added to the gag/slapstick part of the comedy, while the voice acting in the English dub makes the rest of the humor more believable and funnier in general. I know this kind of comedy isn't for everyone (Trust me, I did find Hideki's somewhat perverted antics to be annoying at times), but it doesn’t really take away from the experience. If anything, it almost enhances it. The Seinen elements and fanservice in this show may also make some people (particularly a female audience) uncomfortable. Most of the persocoms in this anime are female (looking), and the ones we actually get to know are usually dressed in elaborate lolita or costumes. I don't exactly perceive this as sexist, because I know the four authors that make up CLAMP are all women. My theory as to why CLAMP decided to create this story is because Chobits is a sort of analogy, where (in Japan, the gender disparity problem seems worse) this could be our reality, and in a sense, we already do this. It's sort of like a slap in the face, saying, "Do we really want our society to change like this?" And it seems to me that if anyone's going to create a persocom, they will probably be from Japan. Just a hunch.
Also, I suggest skipping the recap episodes (10, 20, and 27). The pacing of the show is fine, if you're okay with a few filler episodes. It keeps the mystery somewhat suspenseful in the first half, then the pacing does pick up in the second half, with more and more information given to the audience until the last two plot episodes where everything is revealed. And it's this that makes the ending to Chobits satisfying.


Characters:
Chobits does introduce quite a few characters, both human and persocom, in a rather even fashion throughout the series. The characters aren't that memorable in the long run, but I think you'll remember the humans because of their experiences with persocoms, and the persocoms themselves, for their motivations to do what they do. I don't think there is one character I hated, although I can understand how they may not be likeable or if a character is annoying at times. A lot of the characters (mostly humans) do develop throughout the show in different realizations of themselves or their relationships, whether those relationships be with another human or persocom. And it's these relationships and developments that are the show's best parts and drive the plot forward.
Now, let's run down some characters. Although Hideki is a pervert, he really is a nice guy (as he is told many, many times throughout the anime) who has shown himself to be very caring and empathetic. *Sigh* I swear, there's a character archetype for the nice guy who's also a huge pervert (Akihisa Yoshii, Tsukune Aono, Shigure Sohma). Chi fills the role of main female character and "Miss Fanservice". Not necessarily the T&A fanservice (this is CLAMP we're talking about, here), but by doing cute things and just being sweet and innocent. Yes, I did think it was a bit cute, but the pandering male otakus may think so otherwise...
The rest of the characters serve as adding to the mystery, trying to solve the mystery, or has a dark past relating to persocoms. Not a single character in this anime is entirely useless, nor do I think any one of them were wasted. Each of them contribute to the plot in varying degrees or frequencies. and you usually see the characters develop after seeing them realize something about persocoms or relationships.


Art:
Chobits is an anime from 2002, when digital animation was getting started in the anime industry but quickly becoming mainstream. It has a similar style of art as, say, Love Hina. Yes, the art is a bit dated, but it's age does add a bit of charm, instead of style to this anime. The nature backgrounds that are shown in about two of the show's episodes are actually very nice and look as if they were painted with very neat watercolors. The art was a bit flat, but not to the extent that it was boring. Madhouse did successfully re-create the neatness and style of CLAMP's artwork from the original manga. However, the art in the anime looks less...CLAMP-ish.


Animation:
I will say that the animation in this show is not sloppy. The wind blowing Chi's long hair looks natural, and the style of animating the picture book scenes made me feel like I was reading the book. However, in an anime like this, don't expect EXCEPTIONAL animation.


Voice:
Comparing the sub with the dub, I'd say go with the dub, because I thought it was funnier and more natural. In a complete contrast to the role Crispin Freeman is most famous for portraying (go look it up if you don't know), he does a GREAT job at voicing the fish-out-of-water Hideki. He sounded exasperated, concerned, goofy, hyper, just very good at conveying emotions and making Hideki sound more natural and 3-D. While Chi's dialogue is cheesy sometimes, I think it did a good job of conveying innocence and curiosity. And Michelle Ruff did a nice job with her high pitched voice for Chi, and the darker voice for Freya. Almost all the side characters also had great dub performances, such as Minoru, Yumi, Mr. Ueda, and Ms. Shimizu. Minoru did sound like a mature kid, kind of like Ed in the dub of FMA. Yumi sounded perky and sweet when she needed to, but when things got serious, she did sound wistful, sad and depressed. Not many parts were too over-acted, with was also very nice.


Music:
The opening to this show is very catchy and cute, although repetitive. It almost made me want to dress up in one of Chi's outfits and do a cute dance with a bunch of backup dancers dressed exactly the same. That's the only way I can describe the opening. I didn't think either of the ending themes were exceptional in any way, but the choice of which ending theme to use did fit how the episode ended. The OST is mostly light, cute, fun, but not terribly memorable. However, the music does kick it into high gear whenever something intense happens. And the music box theme that plays whenever Chi is reading a book is actually kind of creepy. Overall, the OST does add to the overall experience of the anime.


Execution:
Chobits is initially set up as a rom-com, but I think I should have known this show would get darker. While some may have problems with the pacing and the filler, saying it takes away from the good stuff, I think this anime adaptation was set up with an audience enjoyment in mind ahead of the deep story. One episode, you're laughing, the next thinking deeply. So don't watch this anime for one element or genre, because, as you saw in my pie chart up there, Chobits combines a lot of genres. You may get confused about the atmosphere of this anime, so if you want to check this out, go in with no expectations (even though I just talked about this anime in detail...) If you do so, then this anime will work for you.


My Enjoyment:
Okay, in my book, there are two kinds of enjoyment for an anime (well, there's three, if you want to go there.) The first is having a lot of fun with an anime and really enjoying yourself, see Gurren Lagann. The second is being engrossed in the story and it's characters, such as in Death Note. Chobits falls more under the latter, with its overarching mystery and interesting characters. I didn't so much have fun with this anime as I did get engaged to the story. That's the whole reason I ended up marathoning large portions of this anime over about a week. The suspense was enough to keep me coming back, and the comedy is usually nicely placed, which did make the experience rather positive. And if you want to get all nit-picky about the supposed sexism in this anime, you're not going to have a good time.


The Score:
Averaging the 8 numerical values for the categories listed above, I give Chobits a 7.2875/10 and give it my orange flag. Chobits is worth watching, but skip the pure filler. Although this anime feels like a slice-of-life at times, (some of) those episodes will give you Fruits Basket-like warm, fuzzy feelings. And the drama, character development, and dark parts of this story seem believable and will really stick to you.
Story: 7.4 Characters: 8.0
Art: 6.8 Animation: 6.1
Voice: 8.0 Music: 7.5
Execution: 7.2 My Enjoyment: 7.3


For similar anime, I suggest watching the prequel to Chobits, Angelic Layer. I also suggest Time of Eve, a 6 episode ONA also dealing with androids. And despite what MyAnimeList says, DO NOT watch DearS, even though it has a very similar story. IT IS BAD.


NEXT REVIEW: Black Lagoon+Roberta's Blood Trail OVA (Ohhhhh yeahhh, this is gonna be fun...)

THANK YOU MR. JORDAN FOR EDITING THIS.



Cheers,
~Selena


Last Updated: 9 May 2014
Originally Published: 9 May 2014